February 2012
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They say our generation have shorter attention...
bloodonmytypewriterkeys:
I’d like to see my parents spend two hours looking for an airport in the middle of what is probably Europe.
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Helping my brother Michael through his break-up...
Michael: Bob Dylan is a boss PS i hate my life
Me: IKNOW
PS join the club
PPS my adcive: enjoy the freedom of being alone. shun the world. take your pants off. eat some ice cream, spend a copious amount of time on the internet.
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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Today in my AP Geography class this guy winked at...
he was doing his homework and he was like “hey can you tell me if she [our teacher] walks by?”
and I was like ”yeah sure”
and then he said “thanks” then he winked.
I felt violated.
Are you ever too lazy to go to the bathroom ?
because that is me right now.
My mom walks in my room...
Mom: hey can you do me a favor ?
*realizes I’m eating ice-cream*
Mom: fuck nevermind I didn’t realize you were feasting.
“I think it’s more interesting to see people who don’t feel appropriately. I...”
– Ryan Gosling (via marge-in-charge)
