I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
Hello old friend. Here we are, you and me. On the last page. By the time you read these words , Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you always.